Hey, there!
Don't touch that, it's dirty.
It's late. Let's go back tomorrow.
No.
If you can't find it tomorrow, Mom will buy you another one.
Mom, I found her!
You did? Great, let's go home.
Um...
I got into the car at 2
but then, I was coming here,
well, I thought I was coming here,
but then Georgia wanted to go to the loft,
so then, you know, she's my fare home,
so then I had to go to the loft
and when we got there, she was like,
"Well, now I wanna take a nap", so...
and I'm waiting for her to like wake up and then...
I fell asleep.
I have been asleep all night.
Are you angry?
Okay, How, how angry do you think I should be?
Do you think I should I be, you know, really angry, a little bit angry?
What do you think would be appropriate right now?
What's a good, good response? Go on.
A little angry.
- Can you be less angry? - Mmhmm.
We're not gonna fight about this.
- Fine by me. - Just not gonna do it.
Not gonna do it.
It's like the same old things.
Going over and over again
I get angry 'cause the only time I get to see you is when you're hung over.
And you stay home all day and watch TV
And then you say being out of work this long is "affecting" you.
And that isn't true?
And I say, "You're doing nothing to change your situation."
And you tell me you're gonna prove me wrong.
And then I catch you lying. Lying again to me, to yourself.
Because you stay home all day and it's just talking in circles.
I'm just getting so tired of it!
Tim...
Listen,
Georgia wanted to go to the loft. I didn't even wanna go.
Who the fuck is Georgia?
Natasha.
Gloria, you are... You're, you're a mess.
You are out of control.
And I love you, but
I cannot deal with you in that state.
What are you talking about?
So I've packed your things, they're in the bedroom.
What?
- You can keep the cases. - What?
- They're cheap ones. - What?
I think it would be best for both of us if you were not here when I got back.
- Okay? So, um... - Tim...
Goodbye.
- I'm sorry. - Tim!
Tim!
It's him. Thank God.
- Disgusting! - What do you think you're gonna get out of that?
I know.
I dunno, He must've not done anything since he was like 12 years old.
Probably not.
Hey, Gloria, where's the plug? My phone in on red right now.
I'm trying to order some Chinese food.
- No, I want Chinese food. - This is way too like, healthy
An apple? Are you kidding me?
Have a little song
Won't take long
Sing it right
Once or twice
Oh, lordy me
Didn't I shake sugaree?
Everything I got is done and pawned
Pawn my chair
Pawn my bed
Ain't got nowhere to lay my head
Oh, lordy me
Didn't I shake sugaree?
Everything I got is done and pawned
Excuse me... Oscar?
Gloria?
Wha... Wow!
- Oh, wow! - Whoa!
I... I can't believe it!
Oh, my God, it's a miracle I recognized you.
- Well, yeah, I mean... - Anyway, Hi.
- Yeah, Hi, hello. - Hi!
Wow, ah, so what are you doing here?
Umm... I needed a vacation
and my parents haven't rented out the house
and you know, I haven't been up here in so long.
- I'm just like, you know... - Sure, yeah, yeah.
What're you doing now?
- Ah... - Like, right now?
Nothing.
Wanna hang out?
- Yeah, sure. - Yeah?
- C'mon, here, hop in. - Okay, cool
Okay, do yo need any help?
Sorry.
I'm sorry, I'm... still just totally blown away that you're actually here.
Yeah. Umm...
Where are we going?
Oh, yeah ah, we're going to uh, work.
Work at the uh, at the bar
Oh, you work at the bar with your dad. That's nice.
Well, no, it's, it's it's mine now.
Yeah, my uh, dad passed away.
I'm sorry, Osc- I'm really sorry.
It's all right.
When did that happen?
Ah, few years ago.
- He was a really nice guy. - Yeah.
How's your mom? I bet that was really hard on her.
Well, she died long before that.
Jesus, I'm so sorry.
Yeah, you were still living here.
Don't you remember?
You went to the funeral.
Oh I've got nothing here I've got nothing here
Huh, it looks different than I remember.
Oh, well, yeah, I did, uh, some renovations a while back.
Yeah, less and less people started showing up and
I think the whole country and western thing
was scaring people away, honestly.
Wow!
Hey!
I like it.
- Yup? - Yeah.
Yeah, I thought you would. It's more refined, right?
Yeah, I just wanted something that had a little more of a
classic feeling bar.
You know?
Something that doesn't necessarily need to rely on a theme or anything like that.
- Well, it has a theme. - No, it doesn't.
No, I mean its got a vibe, yeah, sure, but it doesn't have a theme.
What would the theme be? Like... a bar?
Hey, didn't this used to be bigger?
Yeah, yeah, good memory. I, I just ended up shutting that half down.
You know, we didn't need it, with the people and everything, but it's all right.
I got a buddy that comes in every now and then that helps me out.
Most of the time, I can just fend for myself, though, so...
You all right?
Oh, yeah, uh, it's this nervous tick I have a uh, I got this itch right here
You look like a monkey.
I... look like a monkey.
So what, you're Oscar's secret...
No.
We don't know anything about you.
We were uh, friends in elementary school
and then I moved to New York and I've lived there ever since.
Now, I'm just, I'm visiting for a few days.
You know what your problem is?
What's my problem?
I used to live in New York, too, a while back.
I worked there for a few months.
Print shop. Then, I met this guy
who'd lost his passport and he couldn't afford a new one.
So I decided to help him out. Let him stay with me for a while.
After a week of living with him,
I find out the police are looking for him.
'Cause he beat up his boyfriend.
Hey, Garth...
Sorry...
- What's my problem? - What's your problem?
Yeah, you asked did I know what my problem was,
then you told this story and
I dunno what, what, what does it have to do with me?
I didn't ask you that.
- Did I? - Yeah, you did.
No, sorry, he has this, this problem that whenever
he meets someone new, he gets very eager.
Starts babbling a lot.
That is totally not true.
Sorry.
So what do you think of Mainhead?
Has it changed a lot?
To tell you the truth, I have no fucking idea.
Right back here.
Holy shit!
Oscar, the horses!
- Oh, yeah, yeah - Oh, my God!
You kept this part the way it was. It's awesome!
Oscar, why don't you use it? It's so bright.
Well, I told you, I didn't really need it.
Didn't really need it?
He ran out of money in the middle of the renovation.
Couldn't afford to finish it.
This is dark little secret.
- Like a lower-back tattoo. - Hey.
- Oscar! - Yeah?
You're nuts. This place is magical.
It's, it's, I mean 'cause it's not literal anymore.
It's like, it's actually ironic now.
You want a Tic Tac?
Why, does my breath smell?
- Hey, Oscar! - Mmhmm?
You got any teabags?
Why, you want a cup of tea?
No, I want a teabag.
Like with the little string and that paper doohickey at the end?
Yes, I'm familiar with the concept, what do you need it for?
I'm gonna do a trick.
I don't know your name.
- Joel. - Gloria.
Why do they always do that?
What?
They always introduce you to all the guys
except for the good-looking ones.
One.
Well, have you ever heard of hot tea?
Because hot tea doesn't come in bottles.
Oh, it's like a fucking Wes Anderson movie in here.
Oscar. I love it!
And I wish the songs were better.
When we were kids back in school,
every year they would, they'd have this short story contest in the spring
and Gloria here, would always win. Always.
Oh, come on, my stories were terrible.
Oh, yeah, well...
Apparently, they were better than mine, so...
I'm gonna get more booze.
I... I didn't know that you wanted to be a writer.
No, I didn't.
You missed the point, dumdum. I'm not, She's the writer. Not...
I'm not a writer. I mean, I don't like...
I don't write fiction. I write articles for an online magazine.
- Oh, they're on the internet? - Ah, yeah they are.
- Oh, that's, that's cool. - It is.
Write down the address, and then I can check it out.
Ah, alright.
- Uh huh... - Yeah
There we go.
- Sorry. - Hey! What the hell's wrong with you?
Huh? Am I gonna have to kick your ass again?
Oscar, nothing happened.
Please, spare me, okay?
It's your first night back in town, somebody gonna fuck it up
We've all been drinking, okay?
It's fun. We're just having fun. Nothing happened. Nothing happened.
Yeah.
- What's going on? - Nothing!
Jesus Christ.
What happened?
Would you care to stay till sunrise?
It's completely your decision.
It's just that going home is such a ride
Such a ride
Going home is such a ride
Going home is such a low and lonely ride.
Shit.
What the fuck?
Hi.
Oh hey, sis, what's up?
I don't know, I'm okay, just...
I'm okay.
Yeah.
No, I haven't heard anything. What are you talking about?
What?
Oh, c'mon, I mean, that's gotta be like a...
just like a internet prank or something, right?
it's like a viral hoax, right?
What?
Oh my ga, oh my. Okay, you know I need both my hands.
I gotta call you back, okay? Bye.
Oh my God!
Holy shit.
Oh my God?
What is that?
Uh, what is that?
Hello?
Um, is this a good time to talk? I mean are you, are you busy?
I'm fine. Just got home. What's wrong?
Oh my God, Tim.
I just looked at the news, and
I, I...
I think I'm in shock, I...
I mean a giant monster
just materialized over Seoul
out of nowhere, I mean, I...
I... it's crazy, but Gloria, that happened like, nine hours ago.
Are you just hearing about this?
Yeah.
Well, what have you been doing all day?
Uh, I, um...
I've been like, you know...
doin' stuff around the house, I mean...
Hey, what're you, what're you say...
What are you getting at, Tim?
I'm worried about you, that's all.
So, you said you were going home to figure things out,
to get your life together.
Eh... that's exactly what I'm doing.
Gloria, if you're still out drinking all night,
you need professional help.
You know, we've been here before, and-
whether this shocking phenomenon is considered an attack
or a national disaster.
Meanwhile, the global state of emergency continues
with stock markets plunging.
Thanks.
So far, this is the best footage we have of the creature vanishing into thin air.
The unprecedented nature of this phenomenon
Don't you get that tingle?
You know you're watching something that's gonna change the course of history.
the most outspoken among scientists
in raising the question of whether
we need to revise our entire understanding of the laws of physics.
With hundreds of specialists already converging on Seoul,
initial scientific analysis has raised concerns
All those innocent victims...
Here we are. Just thinking how lucky we are to be watching.
This, and the high level of air contamination
triggered by the destruction
have accelerated the evacuation of many affected urban areas
The U.N. has called for a worldwide ceasefire
and is asking for support from all nations able to help.
The U.S. and NATO forces have already been dispatched
to help with search and rescue operations
as the number of injured or missing citizens continues to climb.
After the first public statement from the South Korean president...
Hello?
Hi.
Did I wake you up?
No. It's okay. What's up?
I just, I just wanna talk to you. I, I just woke up
And um,
I thought you'd be on your way to work
so I wanted to... talk to you
Gloria, Gloria, you're drunk.
I'm not talking to you when you're drunk.
I'm not drunk, I'm...
talking to you.
I've been uh, getting stuff at the house.
I bought uh,
I bought an inflatable mattress.
I've gotta get ready for work, okay? I'll talk to you later.
Shit.
Shit!
Hi.
Hi!
I brought you a TV.
Careful.
Oh shit.
Ah, I just gotta...
I mean, I think we should probably
- put it in here. - Yeah.
Sorry.
Oh, um
Yeah, sorry. It's kind of a...
a mess in here.
This is the uh, only place I can get wi-fi
without a password, so...
Um... What'd you say?
Wha- I'm so uh... Yeah.
Why don't we pop it over here...
got the outlet and everything.
You need me to uh, do anything or...
No. Honestly. I'm good.
I know what I'm doing. I like doing this kind of stuff.
Okay, thank you.
I gotta say, this is a... it's a pretty nice surprise.
What, the TV?
- Yeah. - Well, we talked about this last night.
- Don't you remember? - Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Did the monster come back?
Uh...
Yeah. It attacked Seoul again.
What?
But not as bad.
You know the... thing appeared
the monster in the uh,
same place, but it just stood there
and like, made a bunch of weird hand gestures. I dunno.
But it did destroy a few buildings
and some people got hurt.
But again, nothing like last time.
What time did it happen?
8:05
- The same? - Exact same time.
That's weird.
Same time as yesterday...
And, and same time as uh, you know, the other time it showed up.
What other time?
The-
I'll show you.
Yeah, please.
Yeah.
I can't believe you haven't seen this.
This is uh...
Yup.
That was like, 25 years ago.
Oh, my gosh!
It appeared and disappeared, exact s- 8:05
on the dot.
Back then, everyone just thought it was a hoax.
But yeah, it's the only photo they have.
Not the greatest quality, but
you know, I mean, you can tell that's it from the silhouette, right?
Seoul, too?
Uh, yeah, that was in Seoul, yeah.
Well, that's a shame.
Why do say that?
Well, you know like,
when the monster's only attacking Seoul
then all the rest of the world will stop
caring. You know, like all the ceasefires that happened
will just end.
Hmm.
So, you don't remember anything we talked about last night, huh?
I got really melodramatic, didn't I?
Well, ah...
You told me that you weren't really on a vacation
that you've been looking for a job for a year and
you've been living with your boyfriend
Tim.
and uh, it didn't work out and since you didn't have any money
you decided to move back here for a little while.
For the record, I figured out that you were broke on my own.
So you don't have to feel bad about...
Oh, well, congratulations.
Is there anything else?
I told you if you wanted to give me hand at the bar,
you're more than welcome.
You'll make a little money while you're staying here.
What did I say?
You said yes.
I'm sorry, I, I shouldn't have asked you when you were drunk.
That's bad timing by me...
No, what are you talking about? It's such a nice thing to do.
But I mean, do you need help, um at the bar?
If this mess keeps going on, yeah.
Yeah, I'll definitely need help with the bar.
People gotta drink.
Okay, I'll tell you what,
I'll come to work at the bar,
if you agree that we clean up the western side.
Uh huh
Alright, you're hired.
Yes!
Country side's gonna open!
- Make it official, boom. - Thank you.
Uh, start a 5, tonight?
Great.
- There you have it. - Hey...
Yeah?
Thank you.
Oh.
Yeah, of course.
You need a sofa.
Huh?
What?
You should get a sofa for in here so you can watch, you know...
- Oh yeah, yeah, yeah - I know.
All right. Want me to pick you up later?
- That'd be great, thank you. - Cool. Can do.
- Thank you. - Mmhmm.
- Perfect. - Okay.
Despite the lack of recent attacks, the city remains on high alert.
And there seems to be no discernable pattern
for the location of the monster's appearance
or path of destruction.
The entire city of Seoul and its surrounding suburbs are on high alert.
See, I don't think it's alive.
What do you mean?
I mean it's not an animal.
It's like a machine
and it's being operated by remote control or something
Do you ever notice how it just keeps moving?
destroying everything in its path but it never looks down?
If you were walking, surrounded by buildings up to your waist or your shoulder,
wouldn't you look around to see where you were going?
Even if you wanna destroy everything, it makes no sense
to keep staring straight ahead
if everything is below you.
Hey, you okay?
This is the creature's third appearance.
Surprisingly, no new casualties or property damage...
Despite the confusion caused by the creature's last appearance,
NATO, the U.N. and coalition forces remain on high alert.
What the...
I don't understand...
No, no.
Come on!
the inability of the government to evacuate its citizens quickly enough
has forced the council to model potential civilian casualties
involved in moving forward with the operation.
This move has caused a massive outcry from humanitarian organizations around the world.
Okay.
- Hey! - Hi.
- How're you doing? - Fine.
I just wanted to apologize for the other day, I was just, um
you know, my, my tone. I've just been lecturing you a lot
and I just haven't really asked, you know, if you're, you're okay.
Oh, thank- I'm fine.
Yeah, I'm not trying to pry, or anything, I'm just um
Don't really know what you've, what you're actually doing there.
What I'm actually doing, I'm, I'm...
I'm uh, working.
- Working? - Yeah.
Yeah, I'm working in a ba- In a bar.
It belongs to a friend of mine from school and, um
He hired me part time.
And I am a waitress.
- You're a waitress? - Yeah.
Ss- um, but...
Hold on.
Gloria?
Oscar!
Brought the sofa.
- Hi! - Hi!
What, a sofa?
Yeah, you wanted the sofa.
I wanted a sofa?
Ah, okay, so, bring it through here.
- Yeah. - I think it would be good in here, um
- So we go against this wall here? - Yeah, yeah, that'd be...
- Oh my gosh. - What?
A futon.
Yeah, is that all right?
You remember my inflatable mattress?
It has a hole in it, or something, I dunno. It deflated. My back is killing me.
Thank you!
- Yeah. - My gosh, oh!
That's so nice.
- It's good timing, then, huh? - Aha!
I've never seen anyone so excited about a futon before.
Highlight of my day.
Well, sorry to break up the love affair here, but,
we gotta go to work.
- No... - Yeah.
Not yet, not yet.
Yeah, it's time to work.
Let's go.
Okay.
Hold on, I just gotta grab my phone.
Do it.
That's amazing. I owe you big for that.
All right, so I want you to watch
because this is how Oscar dances
when he is trying to seduce you.
- It was a wedding. - Right.
- It's not my normal thing. - Note the fingers
gyrating around the entertainment center
What are you doing?
Hilarious.
Hilariously accurate.
So, the astronaut climbs into the capsule.
Hey, Joel, just make sure to turn off the lights in here.
don't turn anything off and on up front, okay?
- I got it. - Just forget it.
Nobody's even paying attention.
- Doesn't matter. - What?
- Listening to what? - To the story
about the astronaut. Jesus Christ.
Weren't you listening to a word I was saying?
No, who cares about the story.
Are you gonna do the trick or what?
I'll do the trick at the end of the story about the astronaut.
Why?
I- If the trick's good enough, fuck the story.
What if the trick sucks?
Fuck the story.
All right, just to catch up, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah
There's an astronaut, etcetera, etcetera, here we go. Showtime.
Don't blow it out.
Patience.
Not all that interesting.
Oh, look at that.
Very cool, very cool.
I feel like it would have been better with the story, though.
Are you fucking kidding me?
I need to tell you guys something.
But you have to promise...
that you're not gonna tell anyone, okay? Not a soul.
All right, this is a secret between us.
No one else can know, okay?
All right.
We gotta go to the park
and then I am gonna show you guys somethin'.
All right.
Okay, ah, there's a website called um...
"Seoul under attack live feeds" something like that,
you gotta find that one,
and uh, everybody over there.
- Okay. - Gloria, what is this?
Shh, I just need everybody to be quiet, just go.
Okay.
Good, good, good, good, good, everybody's gonna be over there.
And I am, I am in the side
All right, I got it, now what?
Joel?
Come on.
- Yeah, okay. - Okay.
Um...
uh, click on the window that, it has a...
the river area, it's the third one, I think.
Okay.
Soon, you'll have a real experience, just wait for it.
Wait for what?
Just watch the screen and tell me when you see it.
See what?
Holy shit! Alright, its back.
- You see it? - I got it.
- Is it there? - The giant monster, yeah.
Holy shit!
Gloria, you gotta see this.
What is it doing?
It's dancing.
It's dancing... like?
Holy shit.
Ah, it stopped.
Hi, assholes, mwah!
I'm blowing you ki- I'm blowing you kisses.
- What the... - Okay, how, how...
Wait, wait, this isn't happening.
No, no, no, this is not happening.
This is one of those practical joke apps.
- It's a joke. It's a joke. - I just feel like dancing, so uh...
Can you guess which film this from, huh?
What the fuck is going on?
Do you wanna make any requests?
This is... does not last that long.
- It's a joke. - What?
What the f-?
Ow!
Th- they're shooting at you. Missiles.
They're shooting at me? Are you serious? Who?
Where? Where?
All right, c'mon, fuckers, you wanna mess with me?
Come on!
Ow! What was the- What was that?
A helicopter crashed.
Into my head?
Yeah.
With the li- the pilot and everything?
- Wow. Shit. - Alright, Gloria, what is this?
Shit, I don't wanna be here anymore. Um, how do, how do I get out?
Which way's the river? I don't know where it is!
I don't wanna be here anymore. Can you just show me which way the river is?
Holy shit!
What?
Trying to understand what their lives have become
Trying to comprehend everything they've lost.
Oh, you're up. I took your keys.
'Cause I didn't wanna wake you when I got back.
Um, I hope that, that's okay.
Also, I noticed you didn't have any food.
- Um... - How many people did I kill?
Um...
Give me the paper.
Wait now, hold on, hold on, hold on,
Gloria, listen, um...
Can you please tell me how many people died?
How 'bout if I- I fixed you something to eat and, and
we can just talk about it calmly, you know?
Um...
Not many.
Alright?
Fuck!
What are you doing?
Not many. How many does "not many" mean?
- Gloria, okay. - Does it mean a hundred people?
- Just gotta calm down. - Does it mean two hundred people?
- Gloria. - What does "not many" mean?
I gotta tell someone. I gotta tell someone. I gotta turn myself in.
You gotta calm down.
I gotta turn myself in. I gotta...
Wait, now, hold on!
- I gotta tell people what happened. - Yeah, but you don't know what happened.
Yes, I do! Yes, I do! I've killed a shitload of people
because I was acting like a drunk idiot again.
Hey, Gloria, hey, hey!
That's not what happened.
What?
Well, not the only thing that happened.
Pretty sure that's me.
We can see streets littered with debris here after the attack.
There appeared to be several emergency response vehicles.
They're so freaked out by the giant robot suddenly appearing
that they're not talking about the dancing.
Okay.
Had you ever been in the park at 8:05 before?
Mmm. I can't recall. I don't think so.
You don't think so? No? Come on.
That park? That time in the morning?
No, definitely not.
So this could've happened at any time during all these years?
And it's crazy that it only happens to the two of us.
And the first time my monster appeared was when we were kids?
- Mmhmm, yeah. - Excuse me, more coffee?
No. no.
I'm good, thanks.
Do you think she heard something? I thing she heard something.
Heard what? That we're the ones destroying Seoul?
Shh, Shut up! Don't say that!
- Calm down! - Don't!
Even if she heard you, she'd have no idea what we're talking about, right?
I just, I.. Please keep it cool.
Be careful. Okay?
I mean, people are looking at us. People are looking at us!
Hi.
I'm the robot, she's the monster.
He's...
I'm leaving!
- I'm leaving! - Wait, whoa, stop.
I'm sorry, okay? Just calm down.
What were you saying? You were talking about
the first time your monster showed up.
Okay. What were we doing back then?
Um... going to school.
No, what were we doing at that exact time?
We were going to school.
8:05 was when we'd be walking to the bus stop.
That's right!
But I don't remember walking through that park.
In fact, that wasn't even a park when we were kids.
You know, you remember, it was just a fenced-off area...
- It was a construction site. - Yeah, it was like garbage and trees.
Right!
You still want to confess?
I don't know.
I feel terrible but I'm, you know...
Not like confessing is gonna do any good.
That's true.
Actually, there's nothing we can do.
There's nothing we can do.
Yes, there is.
Boom.
Did he think it was weird?
No, not at all.
No, he's an old friend. I've been coming here for years.
Look, he even gave us free food.
Nice, huh?
Okay.
So, where do you wanna meet later?
Oh, uh, no man, it's your night off.
You should probably get some rest. I can do this. It's fine.
You kidding? I'm not gonna be able to sleep.
Me neither.
I guess it was the wrong time to be funny.
...when it made a humorous solution that way through a sentence.
Um, I thought it was funny at the time and
you know, it seemed harmless because it was a
play on words. A play on words is funny 'cause of the way it sounds,
not 'cause of what it means.
They didn't fire me, but...
when they started downsizing, I was the first to go.
Hmm.
Oh, you jerk. You already knew.
- Yes, sorry. - Oh, what?
Why didn't you tell me? Why're you letting me like...
I didn't want you to think I was creepy, like I'm some sort of a stalker.
Ah, well, it's too late for that.
Yeah.
So, you've been following me all these years?
Of course, I have.
Somebody actually made it out of here and did something special for once.
You know this place is not bad at all.
You got your friends, the bar's cool.
Yeah, that's true.
I think some of the girls have their eyes on you.
How about the ladies?
You know what I'm sayin'
I was actually this close to getting married about 6 years ago.
- Really? - Mmhmm.
I uh, asked this girl to move in with me.
You know, to see how the thing would work.
Her, and her baby, actually, and uh
It didn't last.
She got bored real quick.
I'm sorry.
I don't blame her.
It's hard not to get bored.
I mean, there are ways, but none of them are healthy.
Hell, look what had to happen
for things to get interesting around here.
Giants attacking South Korea.
No.
I mean you.
What's that?
Sirens in Seoul.
Now it's saying I might show up.
Here we go.
Wait, what are you doing?
What do you mean? I thought we were gonna do this together?
No, Oscar, this is my thing. This is my problem.
I'm confused. Why'd you ask me to come out here, then?
Well, I didn't... You offered.
Can you just... let me do it, please just...
Yeah, okay.
Oh, hold on.
Okay.
Yeah, yeah, you're there.
Okay, it's clear!
Are you sure?
Yeah, I'm sure.
Fine, go ahead.
The message is clear.
"I'm sorry, it was a mistake."
"It won't happen again"
This shocking gesture has been met by skepticism
from government and military leaders.
Just like I thought!
It's a good monster. It's been a good guy the whole time.
This confirms the creature is intelligent
understands language, at least Korean
and is eager to communicate.
Many residents have decided to return to their homes.
The people of Seoul have remained resilient,
stating that they will not abandon their city.
Congratulations!
I get that you don't trust the translators on the internet.
But your friend, the one at the restaurant,
don't you think he was just a little blown away
when the monster wrote exactly what you told him to?
No, I asked him to translate other phrases, too, to throw him off.
- What kind of phrases? - What does that matter?
What did you tell him they were for?
For tattoos.
I... who gets a tattoo that says,
"I'm sorry, it was a mistake. It won't happen again"?
That's how you beg your
wife for forgiveness after you've cheated on her.
I've seen weirder tattoos, I'm just...
Yeah!
I'm lost and I gotta pee.
Alright, good.
Let us know how that all turns out.
I mean, I see your point there.
No, no, no, no, I got it.
You tattoo it backwards.
Okay, why? Backwards? I don't understand.
That way, you're the only one who can read it.
You're saying it to yourself.
And why are you asking yourself for forgiveness?
For getting a tattoo?
Hi.
Hey...
What?
Where do you live?
What?
What's your address?
- Hey. - Hi.
- Come on in. - Thanks.
The guys still there?
Yeah, they're still there when I left. They were still partying.
Thank you.
They uh...
They won't think it's weird?
No, why would they? They don't know anything about this.
Neither do I.
Mmhmm.
Do you want something to drink, or?
No?
Comfy?
Hmm?
Um, oh my God, I'm sorry.
Did you... Was that...
I'm sorry. I thought with you coming over here...
I'm kidding.
I'm so happy to hear you say that.
I just thought I'd screwed it all up again, my heart's pounding-
Okay.
Joel!
Wake up, wake up!
We gotta go, we gotta go! Come on, come on!
Come on!
Now!
Oscar!
Gloria!
What are you doing? Are you out of your mind?
Fun! We're just having a little fun!
Shit.
Hey, Joel,
Hey, Joel.
Oscar, Oscar, Get out of there.
Turn around, walk toward the river, and keep walking.
- Now! - Okay, okay, calm down.
I'm not hurting anyone. We already checked.
We're not fuckin' idiots.
Shit. Oh, shit.
Be careful!
Oh, come on.
You're the one who killed a shitload of people, not me.
Spare me the lectures.
Get out.
I don't fuckin' want to.
Okay.
Oh hey...
I need you go in early today.
Start cleaning out the western part of the bar.
You're not too tired. Obviously.
Why are you asking me to do that now, Oscar? 903 What are you talking about? You offered.
After what happened this morning with the surprising turn of events,
the theory shared by many has been confirmed.
The two creatures are not on the same side.
And the creature we first considered a threat
could very well be the one protecting the city of Seoul.
As is to be expected, social media websites
are talking about nothing else.
This is today's most watched viral video.
In other news, the monster and robot
have developed a large following.
People are flocking to Seoul from all over the globe
in hopes of catching a real-life glimpse of the phenomenon.
Staying late tonight, right?
Really, uh...
It's really well done, actually.
You know?
The more times I watch it, the funnier it gets.
Hey, Oscar, why don't you give it a rest?
What's the problem?
I can't think it's funny?
Don't think I know how to laugh at myself?
No, no, no, no, no, I just, you know...
You've seen it a thousand times.
I think you may be exaggerating a little, right?
Excuse me. No, no, no, no, hold on...
I'm not the one that's watched it a thousand times, everyone else has
You know, I mean, look how many hits this thing has.
There's not this many people alive in the world, look.
Okay, okay. You're right. Never mind. Never mind.
Projection screen's down.
What?
Screen. Still down.
You leave it like that overnight, it will warp.
Are you asking me to close it?
I am asking you to do your job.
Well, um...
- I got it. - No...
Hey, Garth!
Don't touch it.
- Come on, man. - It's her job.
Gloria.
Garth! Stay out of this, okay?
In fact, why don't you just go back in the bathroom.
And oh, hey, you don't have to flush the toilet.
We all know you're not taking a shit in there. 'kay?
What?
Buddy, you can snort wherever you want in my bar.
I just think it'd be nice if you trusted us a little more, that's all.
We're your friends.
Which is why we've turned our head for years pretending like,
you know, we don't know what you're doing when you go to the bathroom.
What are... Are you crazy?
You know that I have a... digestive issues.
You don't even wipe yourself properly.
Hmm, is there something wrong with your nose?
You know that I haven't snorted anything in years!
I know, I know, I know that. Yeah, no, everybody knows.
Hey.
- Very proud of you. - What's with the tone?
What's the problem, Garth?
Takin' a shit make you this nervous?
Sit down.
Drink your beer.
It's okay.
Gloria, sure you don't want a beer?
No, I'm good, Oscar. Thanks.
Why, 'cause you're keeping an eye on me, right?
Well, don't, 'cause I don't like when people keep tabs on me.
I'm not keeping tabs on you.
Then, have a beer.
I haven't had a beer since Sunday.
Or anything to drink, really.
Why?
'Cause I don't want to do anything stupid.
- Stupid? - Yeah.
Oh yeah, stupid. Okay.
Stupid, you mean like, the rest of us, yeah?
No, Oscar. Not like you, like me. Like stupid, like when I
got drunk and fell and,
you know, killed hundreds of people. Like that.
And when that happened, do we uh,
you know, do we start checking up on you like a you were a little girl?
Huh?
Do we judge you? No! Of course, not!
That's not who we are.
Hell, Garth here's been doing coke
in secret for the last five years.
No one here judges him, right?
Fuck you!
You can go to hell. I'm leaving.
Okay, see you, buddy.
You're lucky that the rest of us don't have your...
I thought you were leaving!
Lucky that the rest of us don't have your...
You're lucky I don't call the cops on you, you junkie.
Come on, Gloria. Have a beer.
Okay.
But I tell you what,
Either you drink that beer...
or I go take a walk through the uh, park later.
Hmm?
What are you ki- Are you kidding?
Drink it.
Please know that I'm only being
this pushy because deep down, I know you want it.
Okay.
Cheers.
Oscar! Oscar, listen.
Hey, turn off everything. Lock up, please.
Oscar, hey, hey, Listen to me.
Listen to me,
You are drunk. Hey, you're drunk.
Those are real people and this is just... This is not a good idea.
Hey, don't worry, I'm not gonna kill anyone.
Oscar!
I know you think everything revolves around you.
But it doesn't! Not anymore!
Oscar!
My life is just as amazing as yours now! For once!
If you don't like it, fuck you!
Oh, good! You made it.
I was concerned.
Didn't think you're gonna be here on time.
Nailed it.
Boy, you're pretty winded.
It's okay. We can wait.
Yeah, catch your breath.
Gonna slap me again?
Alright, yeah, go
Come on. There wasn't much on that. You hit me a lot harder yesterday.
Come on, let's give 'em a good show.
Yeah. I don't know.
About the same. It's been the suprise, I guess...
- Oscar, let me up, stop it. - No punching.
- Hey, hey, hey, easy, slugger. - Oscar, Oscar! Let me go.
- You are hurting me. Ow! - I don't care, alright?
Not a direct hit. But you got the majority of them down there.
Get out!
Get out.
Fuck you.
Stop!
It's over.
Hey, hey, hey, it's over!
So, just stop it. Okay, please.
It's over, stop please.
God dang it!
Shit.
I think you broke the skin.
Look at this. Look what you did to me.
Here!
There're your keys, I'm not coming back to your shitty bar!
Yeah, you are.
Oh, yeah?
Yeah.
- Ow! - You're gonna keep working at the bar.
Or I'm gonna come back here tomorrow and destroy and entire neighborhood.
And I'll come back and kick your fucking ass!
No, you won't.
'Cause I'm done being Mr. Nice Guy.
See you at work?
I'll see you at work. Come on, let's go.
- Hi. - Hi.
Are you alone?
Mmhmm.
Look, I just, I wanted to say I'm sorry
for, for everything that's been happening.
I was with Oscar all morning and
He's sorry too.
He's so sorry that he told me to come over here
and give you this.
What is all this?
Well, it's... It's for you.
For your house.
Uh, there's, you know, a couple of rugs and some chairs.
And then um, there's some side tables in the back, and I...
Well, I can unload them all myself.
Gloria?
Gloria, where are you going?
- Gloria. - What the hell are you doing?
Come on. Come inside.
Do you uh, want some coffee or something to drink?
What's with the furniture in the truck, Oscar?
Um...
Oh, I thought I told you about that. That's from my uncle's house.
They aren't using it, so you can do whatever you want with it.
I don't want it!
I'm totally ashamed.
Yeah, well you should be.
Did I hurt you?
I mean, do you have any cuts or bruises or anything like that?
No, no, not really, I'm... no.
Are you sure you're okay?
Look, we didn't kill anybody this morning, okay?
That's all that matters, right?
I feel so shitty that I hurt you
I just had such a shit, shitty day
I can't bear to even think about...
I'm so sorry.
I'm sorry.
Please. Can we be friends again?
Listen, buddy, you gotta promise me something, okay?
No more staying after hours at the bar, okay?
You close, and you go home.
No more late night drinking.
Okay.
- You promise? - I promise, yeah.
I am no stranger to fucking up when drunk.
It's okay, we're good.
Thank you.
Jesus Christ!
Tim, hey, it's...
What?
Hey.
Come on in.
- Wow! - Yeah.
Do want a... a drink?
Not a drink, drink, but a...
- No, thanks. - No?
Yeah no, I was ah, you know, been emailing you a bit and...
calling you. And didn't hear anything, so I was just uh,
wee bit worried.
So, when's your meeting?
Uh, tomorrow morning.
Have you ever been up here before?
Actually, no, no. First time. We've not had a client up here.
It's a pretty big coincidence you're here.
Objectively speaking, it's a pretty big coincidence.
Yeah, but why do you say it like that?
- Like what? - Like "coincidence".
You're not? No, forget about it. Never mind.
No, no, no, no, 'cause I've been dealing with a few, you know,
big coincidences recently.
What coincidences?
You've been looking for work for a year, come home,
suddenly, boop, job.
Well, maybe I should've started out looking for a job as a waitress.
Gloria, you are not a waitress!
This is new.
What is?
Well...
You've never been jealous like this before.
Je... I'm not jealous. Je... You think I'm jealous?
Look, all I'm saying is, it's pretty weird that you're here.
No, I'm not jel...
I've never been jealous no matter how many times you give me reason to be.
I am not jealous. Never been jealous.
Not about to be je... Anyway, we are not going out!
- No, we're not. - So, doesn't matter.
You can do whatever you want.
Except find a job and take care of myself, right?
Oh yeah, 'cause you're really doing that.
You're just, you're doing just great.
Just great. You've moved back home...
working as a waitress.
So what?
In a bar, by the way!
At least your haters on the internet
will leave you alone. In a bar.
Really moving on.
Really evolving.
Used to get your friends to buy you beers
'cause you have no money.
Now, I guess you'll lean over the bar and pour yourself a cheeky one.
Hmm?
I used to lend you money. Now, you're just working for tips.
It's great. Doing really great.
- I gotta go. - No, no, look...
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
- Just... - No...
I've been trying to talk to you for a while.
Just, I acted like a total jerk, I'm sorry.
No, I mean I have to go to the bar.
My shift is starting.
So...
Well, let me give you a lift.
- No, no, it's okay. - No, it's fine. Look, coat...
I'm here. We'll talk.
Dusty.
Hang on. What's going on here?
A little sports, wild west...
What's back there? Is that the...
medieval barbeque, or something?
What is this place?
Hi.
This is uh, This is Tim. This is Oscar.
- Hello. - What's up?
You know, it was Gloria's idea.
What?
Well see, this side of bar had been closed for years.
But Gloria here, thought it was so ironic that she was like...
"Hey, you should open this back up." and here we are.
Shall we?
So, what brings you in town, Tim?
Um, work.
Work.
Hmm. Good. Work.
I'm sorry, Do you want anything to drink?
Sure, I'll uh, take a beer.
- Thanks. - Great.
Make it two.
It's good to have her back in town.
Yeah.
And she's been a real help around here. A lot of great ideas.
No, it's just a surprise, is all.
Gloria? Why?
You don't think she's capable of doing a job like this?
Well, no. Of course, she's capable.
Yup, anybody can do this, right?
No, it's worthy a job as anything else.
Well, I'm glad you find it worthy.
No, I just, she's never done anything like this before, you know.
Hey, guys, can you please not talk about me like I'm not here?
Hey, Oscar, can I have another cup of coffee, please?
Actually, hold on.
Don't go.
One sec, Joe.
Sit.
Tim, what would say would be the most irresponsible thing
you could do at this bar?
What do you think that is?
For example?
Imagine if I were to uh, stand up here and show you my ass.
That'd be pretty rude and yet, it's not the first time...
something like that's happened here.
Not this early, of course.
But it has happened.
Right, Joe?
Yes. Now, can I get some more coffee, please?
One sec.
I could take a piss over there, in that corner booth.
Break one of those windows.
you and me, we could get in a
big old fist fight right here in front of everyone.
Those would all be irresponsible things to do.
But none of them are the most irresponsible thing.
One sec, Joe, I'll be right with you, okay?
This has been sitting back there for...
almost ten years now, wow.
Everybody thinks there's a...
bottle of fancy bourbon or something like that in here, but...
well, they'd be wrong.
Nope, nope, nope.
This is actually the most illegal thing in this bar.
Our uh, pal Garth...
yeah, another buddy of mine,
gave it to me for my birthday, uh, a while back now.
Yeah.
They got it down in México when they were, they were on vacation.
Still can't believe they made it through customs with it.
Oh, thanks for coming in, folks.
Have a good day!
Watch out!
Up until recently, the boys and I...
we'd uh, we'd hop in the pick-up. We'd get a big bag of fireworks and...
then we'd drive out to the suburbs.
We'd light 'em all up. You know, scare the shit outta the locals.
But this, this firecracker, the biggest one we ever had,
never made the trip.
Not that we were afraid to use it, on the contrary, we just...
thought it was so big, we wanted to save it,
for a special occasion.
So, we left it behind everytime.
Then...
We reached a point where we just grew up...
stopped screwing around like that at night.
And our friend here...
found its way to the shelf back there. And it waited.
Year after year, for its big moment.
Joe, you might want to get out of the way.
No, no, no, no, no...
- Oscar! Oscar! - What? What?
What are you doing!
No, no, no, no, no...
Oh God!
Fuck! Go!
Shit!
Let's get out of here.
How about that, huh?
You are a crazy person! Come on, Gloria.
I just did the most irresponsible thing you can do in this bar.
And you wanna know what?
Even so...
Gloria's not gonna leave with you.
What?
Of course, she is. Come on.
Gloria?
I am leaving here at midday tomorrow.
Please, come with me.
Gloria, I didn't have a, a meeting.
I came here for you.
I lied.
I'm sorry.
Tsk, tsk, tsk.
Please.
What a schmuck.
Jesus!
Oscar...
I'm sorry about that. Didn't me to scare you.
Wha...
How did you even get in here?
Your parents gave my parents a copy years ago.
Okay, just leave the keys and get out.
C'mon, sit down. Take it easy.
Get out. Get out or I'll call the cops.
Go ahead.
Thank you.
No, I uh...
came here because of what your boyfriend said.
- Ex-boyfriend. - Whatever.
The whole thing about you going back with him.
Thought you might be thinking about it.
I'm just here to make sure you don't call him.
If you want to, please, go ahead.
Get some sleep. I'll be right here.
You've lost your mind.
You know that, right?
What matters now is that you don't lose yours.
What's wrong?
You hate yourself.
What?
I used to think it was something else.
That you wanted me to be yours, that you wanted to possess me,
But, no. It's so much simpler than that.
You hate yourself.
What are you talking about?
You can't stand that your life feels so small.
It's that simple.
And sad.
Hmm.
Tim, listen, I can't explain now, but...
I'm coming with you.
Okay? Bye!
No, no, hey!
Shit!
- Hey. - Fuck.
You can go home, if you want.
Go back to New York.
Totally your call.
But every morning you're not here...
this'll happen.
Oh, no! No. No...
Gloria, what the fuck is wrong with you? What is going on?
Okay, I'm sorry.
Where are you? I didn't know where you were, what happened to you!
I know. I couldn't tell you before now 'cause I was on a plane.
- On a plane? - Yeah, I had to fly somewhere.
What do you mean, somewhere?
Wh..Uh...
Are you, are you, are you fucking with me? Is this a joke?
No, listen, I just wanted to let you know that I'm okay.
And, I'm really, I'm very sorry that I, uh stood you up.
No, are you gonna tell me what's going on here?
No.
No, c'mon, I think you owe me an explanation.
What? No, no.
When you kicked me out of your apartment...
you said that I was out of control.
And you couldn't help me in that state.
Well, buddy...
Right now, I'm more out of control than ever.
Well, where are you?
Gloria?
Gloria? Glori...
Oh, shit!
Please!
Put me down... Put me down...
Put me down, right now! You fucking bitch!
Did you see what just happened to the robot?
Sorry, are you okay?
Yeah.
Do you wanna hear an amazing story?
Of course.
Ah, would you like something to drink?
I sat by your bedside
Mumbling to sorrow
Holding onto your hand
My back against the morrow
There’s a beauty in this
A privilege in parting, I know
The years turned to days
And days turned to hours
Penitent in black
Pressing flesh amongst the flowers
I regret a lot and said a lot of things
I never thought I would say
And I think about her
And I think about her everyday
Well, the night was ours
We were swinging in the stars
When the lights went out
She was burning bright
When we said goodnight
Then the lights went out
Oh, honey when the lights go out
Will I see you again?
Plucking out their heartstrings
Rattling their cages
Butter fingered lovers
Ripping out the pages
To the rules of the game
They’re never willing to play
Oh, I think about her
And I think about her everyday
Well, the night was ours
We were swinging in the stars
When the lights went out
She was burning bright
As we said goodnight
Then the lights went out
Oh, honey when the lights go out
Will I see you again?
We traced her steps across linoleum
in kitten heels
And pressed our faces
in the crush of velveteen
and satin trim
She kept her faith on windowsills
in plastic figurines
Dedicated to a life
spent letting go, go, gone
Well, the night was ours
We were swinging in the stars
When the lights went out
She was burning bright
When we said goodnight
Then the lights went out
Oh, honey when the lights go out
Will I see you again?
Well, the night was ours
We were swinging in the stars
When the lights went out
She was burning bright
Into the middle of the night
When the lights went out
Oh, honey when the lights go out
Will I see you again?